Of course you didn't. Now fake it like you did.
Your survival guide to insufferable sports chatter.
Cheat sheet
Even though you don't (and you don't really care, either). Pick a sport and get the game people are talking about: the score, the one moment that mattered and why anyone cares.
“Big night for the Cubs. Win or go home.”
Your team
A short quiz picks a team for you based on where you live and what you like. After that, the app keeps you up to date on them.
“Congrats, you're a Bears fan. Condolences, you're a Bears fan.”
People
Meeting a client from Cleveland? Thanksgiving with her family in Pittsburgh? Tell us where they're from and you get a briefing on their team: an opening line, what happened this week, what's safe to say and what definitely isn't.
“Fake it for someone specific.”
Also inside
Every championship, on one calendar.
Soccer, for when someone brings up Arsenal.
Know your college team before alumni quiz you.
The names worth dropping.
The questions you can't ask out loud.
FAQ
Yes. Lite is free. Varsity, the paid plan, adds every sport, unlimited people and no ads. We'll share pricing at launch.
No. That's the whole point.
Pro football, college football, baseball, basketball, hockey, golf and soccer.
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